Your Mullet Is Not Enough
Is it awesome? Yes.
But your mullet is not enough protection from the sun's rays.
You need to rock a sunscreen that provides broad spectrum UVA and UVB protection, like Redneck Sunscreen.
So grow out the flow. Let people know that it's always playoff time in your world. Just remember the sunscreen.
It's cool to be a Redneck, but it's not cool to have a red neck.
Redneck Spray
Introducing Redneck Sunscreen SPF 50 Sport Spray. This broad spectrum sunscreen was designed by the science folks to give you protection against burning UVB and aging UVA rays. It's cool to be a Redneck but it's not cool to have a red neck. Redneck Sunscreen is sweat and water resistant for up to 80 minutes. Your Mullet is Not Enough.
Redneck Lotion
Introducing Redneck Sunscreen SPF 50 Sport Lotion. This broad spectrum sunscreen was designed by the science folks to give you protection against burning UVB and aging UVA rays. It's cool to be a Redneck but it's not cool to have a red neck. Redneck Sunscreen is sweat and water resistant for up to 80 minutes. Your Mullet is Not Enough.
Redneck Apparel
Introducing Redneck Sunscreen apparel. Your mullet is not enough. Is it awesome? Yes. It’s a sign of overwhelming confidence, the access pass to the VIP area, the key to the city, and the get out of jail free card. Ok, maybe not the last one. Your style has been banned in parts of the world that fear individual freedom and personal excellence but it alone is not enough protection from the sun’s rays. Rock the sunscreen with Redneck lotions and sprays and flip a hat on that mullet for added sun protection.